Let's start a campaign to get her to dump him

Hey, rather than just spend all my day obsessively following Caddy Powers around, I have decided to be alot more proactive.

To that end I am planning to start an online petition to get DA to dump Caddy.

Look at the way he treats her.

Calling her a zombie indeed. Hey honey, come over to the Colin side of the force and experience some real 500 pound lovin'.