Caddy Watch

Reasons to hate Caddy Powers (Number 4)

2007-04-13T12:43:00.000-07:00

He was instrumental in helping Whigfield release the song Saturday Night

Reasons to hate Caddy Powers (Number 3)

2007-04-12T12:14:00.000-07:00

Many of you already hate Caddy Powers like I do, but we at Caddy Watch feel obliged to give you more reasons to despise him.

Number 3: He works as a consultant for all organizations that run bus services. He ensures that no bus keeps to the timetable.

Poll: Why, exactly, should DA dump Caddy Powers

2007-04-12T05:18:00.000-07:00

1:\ Because he smells while I, Colin, smell of roses.
2:\ Because he cries like a little girl while I, Colin, make all the little girls laugh with joy
3:\ Because Caddy is as romantic as an Irishman while I, Colin, am as a romantic as a Frenchman with a hard-on
4:\ Because Caddy is a zero while I, Colin, am a hero

I'll have that

2007-04-12T05:09:00.000-07:00

I'd like to thank DA for providing me with a great visual for flippin off Caddy in a cute way that won't offend all those religious groups that I am trying to court in order to declare him a heretic

Up yours Powers

I remember that

2007-04-12T05:00:00.000-07:00

I had almost forgotten that Caddy had been banned from the Debs.

Man, that night sucked. I had to miss the Debs to because Caddy's dad hired / threatened me and a couple of the other guys to go to a special 'Caddy Prom' he arranged to make that moron feel better.

It was awful but strangely funny at the same time. Like a surreal French art-house movie. For most of the evening Caddy danced with a broom.

To this day I still don't know why he had himself declared Queen of the Prom. It was just some sad. The ballot for the 'queen' was a show of hands and we surrounded by his father's goons who beat anyone who did not vote for Caddy. I think the guy who organised the vote later worked for Sadam.

Still he looked half decent in his prom dress.

Reasons to hate Caddy Powers (Number 2)

2007-04-11T09:51:00.000-07:00

Many of you already hate Caddy Powers like I do, but we at Caddy Watch feel obliged to give you more reasons to despise him.

Number 2: Not well know but he ghost authored the new Star Wars Trilogy.

Poll: What type of pain does Caddy remind you of

2007-04-11T07:40:00.000-07:00

1: A toothache. Always sore but a lot worse with an open mouth or when you are trying to eat
2: Pulled Muscle in your leg. Highly painful and limits your lifestyle signifcantly
3: A Migrane that last three days. Not necessarily the most pain you have experienced but a constant grinding that keeps going on and on and on
4: A Kick to the Balls. The only thing good about the pain is the joyous relief of when it disappears.

Caddy Power's Has No Friends

2007-04-11T07:38:00.000-07:00

Stayed up all night watching a moderatly popular crime show from the late 50s! Is a Martial Arts fan [but to unfit to any of it in real life]!

More proof, if needed, that Caddy is a nerd and has no life.

Just get over it

2007-04-11T06:55:00.000-07:00

Another day, another rant about Fox Radio.

News flash Caddy, if you don't like Fox stop bloody listening and leave us all alone. Man you should be giving them a cut into your miniscule ad revenue as they give you most of your content.

Reasons to hate Caddy Powers (Number 1)

2007-04-10T10:45:00.000-07:00

Many of you already hate Caddy Powers like I do, but we at Caddy Watch feel obliged to give you more reasons to despise him.

Number 1: Caddy Powers invented Ice-Cream headaches.

Poll: How stupid is Caddy's beard

2007-04-10T07:52:00.001-07:00

Poll question:

How stupid is Caddy's beard

1:\ It depends on how recently it shaves but increidbly stupid
2:\ So stupid that I want to set it on fire
3:\ Goaties are so lame
4:\ It is stupid but at least it hides some of his face from us

Oh don't even get me started

2007-04-10T07:49:00.000-07:00

I went out for some lunch and Caddy has like put 100s of posts on his blog. Can't be bothered criticising it all or even reading it all. Here are my reaction to all the posts

1: You are such a tool Caddy
2: Ohh, you haven't posted in ages and now you have cads on the blog you can't stop posting hoping people will visit you
3: You are really such a tool Caddy (just thought I would repeat myself on that one)

Let's start a campaign to get her to dump him

2007-04-10T05:57:00.000-07:00

Hey, rather than just spend all my day obsessively following Caddy Powers around, I have decided to be alot more proactive.

To that end I am planning to start an online petition to get DA to dump Caddy.

Look at the way he treats her.

Calling her a zombie indeed. Hey honey, come over to the Colin side of the force and experience some real 500 pound lovin'.

Ohhh now he thinks he is able to stick it too Hilary.

2007-04-10T05:54:00.000-07:00

In his latest rant, Caddy thinks that by insulting Hillary he'll look smart and ideological independant. Look you stupid leftie anyone can attack Clinton. Like shooting fish in a barrell with a buzooka.

Besides, we all know you were only ripping of something you found at Andrew Sullivan

Smell it Caddy

2007-04-10T05:49:00.000-07:00

We have been for far too long ignored. From now on we shall be watching that vile wretch Caddy Powers and updating everyone to his stupidity.

Till all are one!