Poll: Why, exactly, should DA dump Caddy Powers

1:\ Because he smells while I, Colin, smell of roses.
2:\ Because he cries like a little girl while I, Colin, make all the little girls laugh with joy
3:\ Because Caddy is as romantic as an Irishman while I, Colin, am as a romantic as a Frenchman with a hard-on
4:\ Because Caddy is a zero while I, Colin, am a hero